Maaf Ibu, Maaf Ayah. By Biskut.

Dulu dulu ingat tak ada 'kids@ntv7' show yang time cartoons pagi pagi tu?
Kalau kat tv3 ada 'chicky club' if im not mistaken.
Boths shows pun ada prize giveaways and all.
Kalau hantar lukisan ke dia bagila hadiah.

Kalau ntv7 time tu Sarimah Ibrahim yang host the show. Dia selalu kata

"call now to win these amazinggg prizess kidss!!!"

So I did call...Banyak kali jugak...banyak yang halfway so call lagi dan lagi dan lagi.
Tetiba terdetik nak post satu convo yang ingat tak ingat sangat which sounded like this (May di tokok tambah due tu tak tak ingat):



NTV7: *tanya nama and details*

BISKUT: *answered blalala*

NTV7: Address please

BISKUT: okeehh okeehh errmm nombor 4... *weh ina apaaa alamat kita hah?! orang tengah call ntv7 nih!!!(jerit kat kakak yang duduk kat mana tah..dalam bilik kot)

BISKUT: okehh nommboorr empaaaat, Jalan USJ *weh USJ brape nihh?!?(jerit lagi)

BISKUT: nomborr empat Jalan USJ 61/**....

NTV7: *BEEP*

BISKUT: Eh kak!!!kejap kejap poskod tak bagi lagii!!

NTV7: *blalalaal*(tak ingat dia cakap apa)

BISKUT: *bagi poskod and alamat rumah (NTV7 keep on talking apa tah..I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS AN ANSWERING MACHINE)

FEW MINUTES LATER,(DAH LETAK TELEFON)






BISKUT: *lari masuk bilik nak bagitau kakak excited nak menang hadiah nak bagi hadiah yang confident gila dapat

BISKUT: weh wehhh tadi kan orang call ntv7 tuuh!!!pastu dia suruh jawab 3 soalan pastu orang boleh jawab! orang rasa orang boleh menang!!dapat hadiah dia! (NADA CONFIDENT GILA sambil mengah)

BISKUT: eh tapi!!!ada satu soalan tu tak tau sangatttt...tapi rasanya orang teka betul!

KAKAK: dia tanya apa!?

BISKUT: eh weh weh merdeka bila?! dia tanya merdeka bila pastu orang jawab bila tah tapi bulan APRIL la.

KAKAK: HAHAHAHAHHAA bongok gilaaaaaa, Merdeka AUGUST KOT!!!

BISKUT: *perasaan cam baru kena penampar tapi gelak gak

THE END

Jadi Biskut nak mintak maaf kat mama dan papa sebab buat bil melambung masa kecik kecik...masa ni biskut baru darjah brape tah...bawah dari darjah 3 ah. Sorry mama papa sebab buat bil melambung tefon banyak banyak benda nih...not to mention call hitz.fm sebab nak vote lagu O-town 'All or nothing' masa darjah tak ingat gak.

Cuti Cuti Biskut by Biskut

baru perasan ada follower lagi satu. WHO IS THAT?! Didnt know we have 5 readers now. WELCOME (I hope its warm)!

well now biskut is on holiday...for three months. And you know what I need...good company! namun sekali lagi, terpisah dek mengejar masa depan. Takpe, korban. Jihad ya kawanku yang tak cuti! taktau asal nak cakap cani tah ke tak perlu. Still missing Marie, peneman setiaku ke mana saja <3>(yes literally...dia penah dengar saya flush jamban...ok too much info malu bodoh).

Biskut ingat nak back to the old days...jalan jalan sorang sorang tapi bila dengar cita pelik pelik memang seram. Ramai sangat orang jahat sekarang.

Haritu dengar cita ada orang nak potong mangga pintu gril rumah orang sambil tuan rumah struggle nak tolak pintu kayu kat belah dalam tutup(initially pintu kayu tu terbuka tapi gril kunci) and pencuri tu still nak potong gak siap lawan lawan ngan tuan rumah.

Bahaya bahaya...mintak mintak jauh la. Amin.

So just a gentle reminderrrr though korang semua dah besar...jagalah diri di mana saja kamu berada. With strangers or without strangers...just beware and a little suspicion(couldnt care if this word fits) is good. Especially when you're alone. Baca lah banyak banyak "Waja'alna....". Bila perhati, Prasangka untuk keselamatan takpe...Tapi jangan berprasangka lebih lebih...sebab sebahagian besar daripada prasangka itu adalah dosa. Jadi kena beware sekeliling and control your thoughts. Salam.

I letak jawatan by biskut

tittle takde kaitan, sekali lagi...mungkin ada mungkin tak mungkin ada.

har har har,

rakan, jangan biarkan diri anda berubah kerana dunia sekeliling. better takpe

sekian

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